DOUBLE
BOGEYS
SUCK!
And no, it's not your clubs, your balls, your swing, your playing partner, and not even your spouse!!
IT'S ALL YOU!
Read on my friend...
Get my head in the game!
Want your golf game to suck less?
Stop making shitty decisions on the course! Yeah, we said it! But don't worry, we're on your side, and we can help get those big numbers off your card.
The Shitty Decision Dilemma
You see, some of us come to the course to BS with our friends, have some fun, drink a few beers and call it a day. This is awesome, love this alot! But others come to the course to play golf. I mean, to PLAY GOLF! These players are happier shooting better scores, making great shots and trying to think their way around the course to try to get under their handicap for the day. The problem we make, and where shitty decisions come in, is that we cannot do both at the same time! You know this deep down. To kick ass on the course you need to feed your body and brain. As they say, garbage in, garbage out!
This is our mission and our commitment to you! We say, screw double bogeys and goodbye to shit decisions! We've packed a ton of healthy ingredients into one amazing drink. Not to bore you with science, but we're talking:
-Increased cognitive performance (laser focus)
-Improved athletic performance and power (smash factor)
-Reduced stress and cortisol levels (calming energy)
-Anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant (reduced stress and pain)
-Neuroprotective properties ( lowers anxiety)
-Enhanced hydration & fluid absorption (Maintain focus/energy)
-Maintain electrolyte balance (reduce cramping, fatigue)
This is your new secret weapon!
And what does it taste like you ask? Fucken birdies!! Enjoy!
TTh
Laser Focus
In golf, focus and mental clarity are crucial for precision and composure under pressure, enabling confident execution and strategic navigation.
Smash factor energy
Stress-free energy and power are pivotal for consistent performance and success on the course. They allow golfers to execute powerful swings with precision, maintaining focus and composure for optimal results.
Optimal Hydration
Optimal hydration is vital in golf to sustain energy, focus, and physical endurance throughout the game. It prevents fatigue, maintains cognitive sharpness, and supports overall performance on the course.